Warning! Lack of Fishing May Cause Blurriness — Unisex DryBlend® T-Shi

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Side effects include daydreaming and sudden trip planning.

The “Warning! Lack of Fishing May Cause Blurriness” tee delivers mock-medical wisdom for anglers who know their vision gets fuzzy when they’ve been off the water too long. If your focus improves the second you hear a drag scream, this shirt understands you.

Funny, relatable, and dangerously accurate, it’s perfect for workdays, tackle shop runs, and anytime your mind is already halfway to the lake.

Crafted from soft, breathable DryBlend® fabric, it keeps you comfortable while you squint through meetings and count down to your next cast. The medium-weight construction offers a relaxed fit that holds its shape season after season.

Perfect for anglers whose eyesight improves dramatically near water.

Product Details

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

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At Texas Rigged Tees, every product costs the same—no matter the size. We believe great design and quality should be equally accessible, so we price all sizes fairly, without up-charges.