Real Men Eat Bass — Unisex Cotton Tee

Real Men Eat Bass — Unisex Cotton Tee

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Not everyone is going to like this one.

The “Real Men Eat Bass” tee is for anglers who aren’t afraid to challenge sacred cows. While some fishermen treat bass like untouchable royalty, others see a perfectly good fish fry waiting to happen.

Bold, provocative, and guaranteed to start conversations, this shirt is perfect for anglers who enjoy stirring the pot almost as much as they enjoy filling it.

Simple, unapologetic, and loaded with innuendo for those paying attention, it’s the kind of design that gets a reaction before anyone even finishes reading it.

For people who eat bass, and well, other things.

Bella 3001

Bella+Canvas 3001 — Fitted
A more tailored silhouette with a closer fit through the body and sleeves. It has a clean, modern look that feels polished without being restrictive.

Gildan 64000 — Relaxed
A comfortable, easy-wearing fit with a slightly more relaxed shape. It offers a smooth, balanced silhouette that works well for everyday wear.

 

The Bella+Canvas 3001 tee features a crew neck and a tailored fit. Crafted from incredibly soft, proprietary airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the unisex tee is a daily essential built for comfort and style.  

Features: Side-seamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping.

Fabrication: 100% Preshrunk Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles, 4.2 oz. 

Fabric Blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Sizes: XS-5XL

We use premium DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing to bring each design to life with exceptional color, fine detail, and lasting durability. This advanced printing method allows for vibrant artwork on a variety of fabrics while maintaining a comfortable feel and excellent wash performance. Every piece is made with care so you can enjoy your design for years to come.

 

To keep your shirt looking sharp, follow these care instructions:

  • Machine wash cold with like colors  
  • Use mild detergent  
  • Do not bleach 
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry 
  • Do not iron  
  • Do not dry clean
 

At Texas Rigged Tees, every product costs the same—no matter the size. We believe great design and quality should be equally accessible, so we price all sizes fairly, without up-charges.

 

Every Texas Rigged item is made to order just for you. Once you place an order, it goes into production, then ships straight to your door.

This helps us reduce waste and keep quality high, but it also means shipping takes a little longer than big-box retailers.

Production time

  • 2–7 business days to print and prepare your order
  • Orders are processed Monday through Friday (excluding holidays)

Once production is complete, your order ships and we will send you the tracking information.

Shipping time

After production, shipping typically takes 3–5 business days.

 
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