I’ve Got 99 Problems But a Fish Ain’t One — Unisex DryBlend® T-Shirt

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Because the only problem you’re interested in… is catching more fish.

The “I’ve Got 99 Problems But a Fish Ain’t One” tee is made for anglers who leave stress on shore and keep their lines in the water. Bills, emails, notifications — they can all wait. Out here, the only thing on your mind is the next bite. With bold, confident lettering and an unmistakable attitude, this shirt makes it clear you’ve got your priorities straight.

Whether you’re on the boat, at the dock, or wishing you were anywhere but work, this tee is for those who know their best days start with a rod in hand and end with a good story.

Made from soft, breathable DryBlend® fabric, it keeps you cool, dry, and comfortable during long days in the sun. The medium-weight build drapes naturally, while the ribbed collar and taped seams make sure it holds its shape — even if the weather (or the boss) doesn’t cooperate.

For anglers who know exactly which “problems” matter — and which ones don’t.

Product Details

Unisex fit
50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (heathers 65/35) for balanced softness and durability
DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric for breathable comfort and crisp, detailed print clarity
Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric that maintains shape without feeling heavy
Ribbed 1x1 collar with taped neck and shoulders for lasting structure
Tear-away tag for itch-free comfort

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

Fair Pricing Policy

At Texas Rigged Tees, every product costs the same—no matter the size. We believe great design and quality should be equally accessible, so we price all sizes fairly, without up-charges.