Gas, Ass or Grass, Nobody Rides Free — Unisex Cotton Tee

Boat rules. Non-negotiable.

The “Gas, Ass or Grass, Nobody Rides Free” tee brings old-school ride-along humor straight to the dock. Around here, fuel isn’t cheap, snacks don’t pack themselves, and the captain definitely isn’t running a charity. If you’re hopping in the boat, you’re contributing something.

Bold, blunt, and guaranteed to spark laughs at the ramp, this shirt is perfect for anglers who know good times on the water still come with a tab.

For boat owners who understand — nobody rides free.