Fishing Is Like Boobs — Unisex DryBlend® T-Shirt

Size isn’t everything.

The “Fishing Is Like Boobs…” tee leans all the way into bold humor with a grin. It’s playful, a little outrageous, and guaranteed to get reactions at the dock, the ramp, or the backyard fish fry. Because let’s be honest — whether it’s a trophy or a dink, it’s still a good time when the line’s tight.

This shirt is for anglers who appreciate the joke, enjoy a little shock value, and know that fishing is about having fun — no matter the size of the catch.

Made from soft, breathable DryBlend® fabric, this tee delivers all-day comfort with a relaxed fit that holds its shape through long days on the water and plenty of raised eyebrows afterward.

For anglers who don’t take life — or fishing — too seriously.

Product Details

Unisex fit
50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (heathers 65/35) for balanced softness and durability
DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric for breathable comfort and crisp, detailed print clarity
Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric that maintains shape without feeling heavy
Ribbed 1x1 collar with taped neck and shoulders for lasting structure
Tear-away tag for itch-free comfort

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

Fair Pricing Policy

At Texas Rigged Tees, every product costs the same—no matter the size. We believe great design and quality should be equally accessible, so we price all sizes fairly, without up-charges.