Bitches Catch Fishes — Unisex DryBlend® T-Shirt

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Confidence hooks harder.

The “Bitches Catch Fishes” tee is unapologetic, tongue-in-cheek, and made for anglers who bring skill, swagger, and zero patience for stereotypes. It’s not about attitude — it’s about results. Lines tight, nets ready, and receipts provided.

Funny, empowering, and guaranteed to turn heads at the ramp, this shirt is perfect for anglers who fish hard, talk a little trash, and back it up with bent rods.

Crafted from soft, breathable DryBlend® fabric, it keeps you comfortable through long days on the water and loud laughs afterward. The medium-weight construction offers a relaxed fit that holds its shape season after season — just like your reputation.

For anglers who don’t wait for permission — they just catch fish.

Product Details

Unisex fit
50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (heathers 65/35) for balanced softness and durability
DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric for breathable comfort and crisp, detailed print clarity
Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric that maintains shape without feeling heavy
Ribbed 1x1 collar with taped neck and shoulders for lasting structure
Tear-away tag for itch-free comfort

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

Fair Pricing Policy

At Texas Rigged Tees, every product costs the same—no matter the size. We believe great design and quality should be equally accessible, so we price all sizes fairly, without up-charges.