One Sexy Piece of Bass — Unisex DryBlend® T-Shirt
Size Chart
Fair Pricing Policy
We price all of our tees the same—no matter the size—because everyone deserves access to great style without paying more. Larger sizes require only a small difference in materials, and we believe that cost shouldn’t be passed on to the customer. By keeping one consistent price across all sizes, we’re promoting fairness, transparency, and inclusivity in every purchase.
Shipping Policy
Our products are made to order to reduce waste and maintain quality. Production typically takes 2–7 business days, followed by standard shipping. Tracking is sent when your order ships.
Respectfully… that fish is fine.
The “One Sexy Piece of Bass” tee is for anglers who know when to stop pretending they’re not impressed. Big shoulders. Thick tail. Perfect lines. Some bass don’t just bite — they pose. And this shirt gives credit where credit is absolutely due.
Funny, confident, and guaranteed to get laughs at the ramp, this tee is perfect for trophy photos, dockside bragging, and anyone who appreciates a truly good-looking fish.
Built from soft, breathable DryBlend® fabric, it keeps you comfortable through hot boat days, long casts, and even longer story sessions. The medium-weight construction offers a relaxed fit that holds its shape season after season.
Product Details:
- Unisex fit
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (heathers 65/35)
- DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric for breathable comfort
- Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric
- Ribbed 1×1 collar with taped neck and shoulders
- Tear-away tag for itch-free wear
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
For anglers who know… some bass deserve compliments.