Ain’t Caught Shit Fishing Club — Unisex DryBlend® T-Shirt
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We price all of our tees the same—no matter the size—because everyone deserves access to great style without paying more. Larger sizes require only a small difference in materials, and we believe that cost shouldn’t be passed on to the customer. By keeping one consistent price across all sizes, we’re promoting fairness, transparency, and inclusivity in every purchase.
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For the anglers who keep casting… even when the fish don’t cooperate.
Welcome to the Ain’t Caught Shit Fishing Club — the unofficial, highly populated, painfully honest society for fishermen who’ve spent all day on the water and have absolutely nothing to show for it except sunburn, tangled line, and questionable life choices.
This tee owns the struggle with full-blown attitude. It’s loud, it’s blunt, and it’s perfect for the days when the fish refuse to play along. Wear it at the ramp, around your buddies, or straight to the weigh-in just to stir the pot.
Crafted with our soft, breathable DryBlend® fabric, this shirt keeps you comfortable through long, humbling days on the water — the kind where your cooler stays empty but your excuses get real creative. The medium-weight construction drapes naturally for a relaxed fit, while the ribbed collar and taped seams help it hold its shape, even when your pride doesn’t.
Product Details:
- Unisex fit
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester (heathers 65/35) for durable softness
- DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool when the skunk hits hard
- Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric holds shape and comfort
- Ribbed 1x1 collar with taped neck and shoulders
- Tear-away tag for itch-free wear
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron or dry clean
Perfect for anglers who can laugh at their worst days — because if you can’t catch fish, you might as well catch a laugh.