Life Is Short. Call In Sick. Go Fishing. — Unisex Cotton Tee
Life Is Short. Call In Sick. Go Fishing. — Unisex Cotton Tee
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Doctor’s orders. Probably.
The “Life Is Short. Call In Sick. Go Fishing.” tee delivers medical-grade wisdom for anyone who knows the best cure for stress, burnout, and bad moods involves water, a rod, and silence. If your “symptoms” mysteriously disappear at the boat ramp, this shirt gets you.
Funny, honest, and painfully accurate, it’s perfect for workdays, dock days, and casually reminding everyone your priorities are perfectly healthy.
For anglers who believe PTO stands for Permission To Offshore.

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Product Details
Product Details
The Bella+Canvas 3001 tee features a crew neck and a tailored fit. Crafted from incredibly soft, proprietary airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the unisex tee is a daily essential built for comfort and style.
Features: Side-seamed. Classic fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping.
Fabrication: 100% Preshrunk Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles, 4.2 oz.
Fabric Blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Sizes: XS-5XL
We use premium DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing to bring each design to life with exceptional color, fine detail, and lasting durability. This advanced printing method allows for vibrant artwork on a variety of fabrics while maintaining a comfortable feel and excellent wash performance. Every piece is made with care so you can enjoy your design for years to come.
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Care Instructions
Care Instructions
To keep your shirt looking sharp, follow these care instructions:
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Use mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
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Fair Pricing Policy
Fair Pricing Policy
At Texas Rigged Tees, every product costs the same—no matter the size. We believe great design and quality should be equally accessible, so we price all sizes fairly, without up-charges.
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Shipping
Shipping
Every Texas Rigged item is made to order just for you. Once you place an order, it goes into production, then ships straight to your door.
This helps us reduce waste and keep quality high, but it also means shipping takes a little longer than big-box retailers.
Production time
- 2–7 business days to print and prepare your order
- Orders are processed Monday through Friday (excluding holidays)
Once production is complete, your order ships and we will send you the tracking information.
Shipping time
After production, shipping typically takes 3–5 business days.