If Fishing Were Easy, It Would Be Called Your Mom — Unisex Cotton Tee
If Fishing Were Easy, It Would Be Called Your Mom — Unisex Cotton Tee
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Not for the faint of heart — or the humorless.
The “If Fishing Were Easy, It Would Be Called Your Mom” Tee brings big energy, big attitude, and even bigger laughs. It’s a bold blend of fishing pride and unapologetic sarcasm, perfect for anglers who love to talk smack, break the ice, and keep the good times rolling — whether you’re on the boat, around the fire, or hanging out with friends who can take a joke.
With a clean, punchy design, this tee delivers the humor loud and clear without ever needing to explain itself. It’s fun, fearless, and guaranteed to spark conversations (and maybe a few eye rolls).
A must-have tee for anglers who fish hard, laugh harder, and aren’t afraid of a little spicy humor.
Product Details
Product Details
The Bella+Canvas 3001 tee features a crew neck and a tailored fit. Crafted from incredibly soft, proprietary airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the unisex tee is a daily essential built for comfort and style.
Features: Side-seamed. Classic fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping.
Fabrication: 100% Preshrunk Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles, 4.2 oz.
Fabric Blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Sizes: XS-5XL
We use premium DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing to bring each design to life with exceptional color, fine detail, and lasting durability. This advanced printing method allows for vibrant artwork on a variety of fabrics while maintaining a comfortable feel and excellent wash performance. Every piece is made with care so you can enjoy your design for years to come.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
To keep your shirt looking sharp, follow these care instructions:
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Use mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Fair Pricing Policy
Fair Pricing Policy
At Texas Rigged Tees, every product costs the same—no matter the size. We believe great design and quality should be equally accessible, so we price all sizes fairly, without up-charges.
Shipping
Shipping
Every Texas Rigged item is made to order just for you. Once you place an order, it goes into production, then ships straight to your door.
This helps us reduce waste and keep quality high, but it also means shipping takes a little longer than big-box retailers.
Production time
- 2–7 business days to print and prepare your order
- Orders are processed Monday through Friday (excluding holidays)
Once production is complete, your order ships and we will send you the tracking information.
Shipping time
After production, shipping typically takes 3–5 business days.
