Boats Don’t Run on Thanks — Unisex Cotton Tee

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Gratitude’s nice. Fuel is better.

The “Boats Don’t Run on Thanks” tee delivers a hard truth every boat owner learns fast. Appreciation won’t fill the tank, fix the motor, or cover ramp fees — but it sure makes for a good laugh.

Blunt, relatable, and perfectly at home at the dock or the gas pump, this shirt is for anglers who know boating comes with a price tag and a sense of humor helps soften the blow. Whether you’re the one footing the bill or just making the point, it says exactly what everyone’s thinking.

For those who love the water… and understand the cost of getting there.

Product Details

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

Fair Pricing Policy

At Texas Rigged Tees, every product costs the same—no matter the size. We believe great design and quality should be equally accessible, so we price all sizes fairly, without up-charges.