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The Early Worm Goes Fishing (and Gets Eaten) — Unisex DryBlend® T-Shirt
$19.99
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Not every early bird gets the worm… sometimes the worm goes fishing.
The The Early Worm Goes Fishing (and Gets Eaten) Tee flips the old saying on its head with perfectly dark fishing humor. It’s a reminder that timing is everything — and sometimes being first just means becoming breakfast. Clever, sarcastic, and 100% angler-approved, this tee is made for fishermen who appreciate both the bite and the joke behind it.
Whether you’re up before sunrise or just laughing at the chaos of the food chain, this shirt delivers humor that every fisherman instantly understands.
Crafted from our soft, breathable DryBlend® fabric, it wicks moisture to keep you comfortable through early mornings, hot afternoons, and everything in between. The medium-weight construction drapes naturally for a relaxed fit, while the ribbed collar and taped seams help the tee hold its shape season after season.
Product Details:
- Unisex fit
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (heathers 65/35) for balanced softness and durability
- DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric for breathable comfort and sharp print clarity
- Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric that stays comfortable while keeping its shape
- Ribbed 1x1 collar with taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting structure
- Tear-away tag for itch-free wear
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron or dry clean
Perfect for anglers who know: sometimes being early just means becoming part of the food chain.