Old Anglers Don’t Die, They Just Smell Like It — Unisex DryBlend® T-Shirt
Black / S
$24.99
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Old Anglers Don’t Die, They Just Smell Like It — Unisex DryBlend® T-Shirt
$24.99
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We price all of our tees the same—no matter the size—because everyone deserves access to great style without paying more. Larger sizes require only a small difference in materials, and we believe that cost shouldn’t be passed on to the customer. By keeping one consistent price across all sizes, we’re promoting fairness, transparency, and inclusivity in every purchase.
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Experience has a scent.
The “Old Anglers Don’t Die, They Just Smell Like It” tee celebrates the veterans of the water — the ones with weathered hands, ancient tackle boxes, and stories older than most boat ramps. If you’ve ever walked past someone and instantly knew they’ve been fishing since before sunscreen was popular, this shirt is for you.
Funny, respectful, and just the right amount of savage, it’s perfect for dockside laughs, family fish fries, and honoring the legends who taught us how it’s really done.
Crafted from soft, breathable DryBlend® fabric, it keeps you comfortable through long days on the water and relaxed evenings off it. The medium-weight construction offers a relaxed fit that holds its shape season after season.
Product Details:
- Unisex fit
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (heathers 65/35)
- DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric for breathable comfort
- Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric
- Ribbed 1×1 collar with taped neck and shoulders
- Tear-away tag for itch-free wear
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
For anglers who earned their smell the hard way.
