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Golf Is for People Who Can’t Fish — Unisex DryBlend® T-Shirt
$19.99
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Fair Pricing Policy
We price all of our tees the same—no matter the size—because everyone deserves access to great style without paying more. Larger sizes require only a small difference in materials, and we believe that cost shouldn’t be passed on to the customer. By keeping one consistent price across all sizes, we’re promoting fairness, transparency, and inclusivity in every purchase.
Some folks chase little white balls. You chase the real thrill.
The “Golf Is for People Who Can’t Fish” tee is made for anglers who know exactly where they’d rather be — and it’s definitely not the putting green. With bold, no-nonsense humor, this shirt draws the line between polite applause and bent rods, quiet fairways and screaming drags.
Perfect for fishermen who’d choose a sunrise on the lake over tee time any day, this tee delivers laughs, confidence, and undeniable fishing pride. Wear it at the dock, the tackle shop, or even to your buddy’s golf outing if you’re feeling especially brave.
Crafted from our soft, breathable DryBlend® fabric, it wicks moisture to keep you comfortable through long days on the water or laid-back nights reliving your best catches. The medium-weight construction offers a relaxed fit, while the ribbed collar and taped seams ensure it holds its shape trip after trip.
Product Details:
- Unisex fit
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (heathers 65/35) for balanced softness and durability
- DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric for breathable comfort and crisp print clarity
- Medium-weight 5.5 oz fabric that stays comfortable while keeping its shape
- Ribbed 1x1 collar with taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting structure
- Tear-away tag for itch-free wear
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron or dry clean
The perfect tee for anglers who know that if you’re swinging anything, it better be a rod.